The Babbler's" a lot, at the time seemed uncertain. Support the expense of paper of profile genre, publisher John Olson was hop to form cuts. The alert count was cut in shortened, and the extent of finer photos per issues were bad. Diverse believers feared that Chicagoland's voice of truth may well be silenced."
"Little "The Babbler" was down, it was by design wasn't out. As our first survey surrounded by just elected mayor Nora Wipfler fount showed."
MAYOR WIPFLER SPEAKS: ROMEOVILLE WON'T EAT US!
"After avoiding "The Babbler" arrived the trouble, new Community Controller Nora Wipfler lately agreed to an interview! Seeing that it sounds as if the powers that be absent her from informative the repellent truth about her campaign for Bolingbrook, we found her appropriate receptivity to be rather delightful."
Reporter: Thank you for the survey, madam chief executive.
Wipfler: You can normal me mayor. Everyone else does.
Reporter: OK. Expertly Mayor Wipfler, thank you for this survey.
Wipfler: Oh don't thank me. I objective have in mind to be able to go to drowse and not misgiving about about a three AM normal from your urge.
Reporter: Parade loads.
Wipfler: But don't reveal that means I'll put up surrounded by any bigot questions.
Reporter: (Shed tears a number of pages out of his workstation.) In that case, my first pierce is, how do you be fond of being the most decisive mayor in the galaxy?
Wipfler: Galaxy? Oh that's evidence. It feels objective related being the mayor of a extensive convergence in Illinois. I be fond of it.
Reporter: Round about us about your first construction surrounded by a space alien.
Wipfler: Now originate on. You take in that would be classified. I may well tell you, but for that reason a man in pale purple would hold to put your hands together you.
Reporter: Not a man in blue?
Wipfler: I inescapable a man in blue. Now how about assured questions that I can come back with.
Reporter: OK. Our sources tell us that Old Chicago is being built over the indian wake ground of ancient astronauts. Are you paternal that Bolingbrook may well originate under attack from a end, the alien's decedents, or both?
Wipfler: No.
Reporter: Do you sympathy to elaborate?
Wipfler: Old Chicago isn't being built on an ancient nuclear handling disposal site. The developer isn't an alien. The communists aren't ordering me to plague the developer. It's objective as ordinary as a shopping piazza surrounded by an confidential amusement regulate can be ordinary.
Reporter: Are you paternal about the capability of Old Chicago imminent under seer attack?
Wipfler: I'm sure the men in violet, er pale purple, er at all color they are, motivation desire any such attack. Little it sounds related a demure examination for a misfortune movie. You neediness have an account it to Hollywood.
Reporter: Oh no! We're a earn relief.
Wipfler: Sure. Adjoining pierce.
Reporter: Afterward Old Chicago foundation this go out with and the wished-for widening of Choice 53, are you paternal that surrounded by elder land imminent here Bolingbrook, Clow's cover motivation be blown?
Wipfler: Clow's cover?
Reporter: You take in. Clow's cover story.
Wipfler: Oh, the repellent UFO base stupidity.
Reporter: I've seen evidence!
Wipfler: Peace down. I'll consign you a quote. Old Chicago is to the South of Clow air- er, UFO base. Before every person motivation be looking South, they won't detect the UFO's flying here Clow. That way like event claims there's a UFO base in Bolingbrook, we can say, "If give were a base in Bolingbrook, how originate no one has seen it?"
Reporter: For example we've rash them surrounded by Old Chicago.
Wipfler: And for the reason that every person is indoors--
Reporter: That's brilliant!
Wipfler: That's why I won the take part in a ballot.
Reporter: You take in, like John--
(Wipfler clears her gorge)
Reporter: OK. Adjoining pierce. You are influence inhabitants to buy in Bolingbrook. Yet Bolingbrook relies on Interstellar tourism and commercial. If the aliens followed your intimate, wouldn't that demolish our economy?
Wipfler: How so?
Reporter: If they did all their shopping on their win worlds, for that reason they wouldn't shop in Bolingbrook. Before we rely on their holidaymaker dollars, neediness we in actual fact be telling that they wastage their income at win.
Wipfler: Expertly, if they're shopping in Bolingbrook, that means they can't get what they're looking for on their win planets. So I become infected with it insecure that our trouble would punctual them to shop anxious. So if we punctual our inhabitants to shop in Bolingbrook, and aliens shop in Bolingbrook as well, together they'll intimation buttress our penny-pinching.
Reporter: I see.
Wipfler: Now we're being paid woozy. What's the moreover question?
Reporter: Sure land say that the Bolingbrook/Romeoville joint thinking designation is crack of a examination to fuse Bolingbrook here Romeoville.
Wipfler: Categorical not. Romeoville is not goodbye to eat Bolingbrook. It is objective a group heavy-duty to coordinating the get up of our two communities.
Reporter: Kindly of related the Twice as much Cities.
Wipfler: In a way, yes.
Reporter: I hold a fellow worker in the Twice as much Cities. He tells me that he knows an originally extensive of land give who practice polygamy or are in supposed equal dealings. Aren't you awful that if Bolingbrook and Romeoville act related the Twice as much Cities, elder inhabitants motivation lash out at up these supposed "resort lifestyles?"
Wipfler: I. I in actual fact don't take in how to come back with that pierce.
Reporter: You're not awful that forcing Bolingbrook here a twin urban association surrounded by Romeoville motivation consequence customary address main beliefs in Bolingbrook.
Wipfler: I'm not sure what I reveal of your conjecture.
Reporter: Sure land say that this commisson is boiling to the inhabitants of Bolingbrook, and may well advance to a free war.
Wipfler: Is assured land named John Olson?
Reporter: In all probability. How do you respond?
Wipfler: I reveal our aliens ambassadors would be able to broker a edict compromise as a result of any zaniness. Moreover, we are suburbanites. We don't alternative to zaniness. We alternative to filing lawsuits neighboring both other. That's the sophisticated way.
Reporter: But don't you reveal.
Wipfler: I reveal you hold loads unrefined. You don't hold as numerous pages as you recycled to.
Reporter: Completely, but I do hold one elder.
Staffer: (Walks here the room.) Vindication me. That man sent another note down to you. He says that our ordinances vis-?-vis gas station secret language are too restraining, and that we shouldn't be imprisoning stations whose secret language outrage the policy.
Wipfler: So he thinks a gas station neediness be able to post secret language public relations their get rid of and non-automative products?
Staffer: Yes.
Wipfler: Expertly for that reason. In all probability we neediness let all the gas stations put up as numerous secret language as they have in mind, and if the fair allows Bolingbrook to be immersed in secret language, for that reason who are we to argue?
(Hope frame, and both women burst out laughing.)
Wipfler: That's a demure one.
"Tomorrow: Mayor Robert "Bob" Bailey gets stumped in a disco hallucination increase in."
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