Richard Saunders Crushed At Clow Ufo Base

RICHARD SAUNDERS PHOTOGRAPHED AT CLOW UFO Dishonorable

BY Relator X

Richard Saunders, co-host of The Skeptic Zone, was released from Bolingbrook's Clow UFO Dishonorable after his futile rehearsal to swipe a UFO damaged 99% of his bones.

"It was horrible!" Understood DocRak, an onlooker from the Andromeda Association. One second he was fresh himself under a inspect craft, and asking for the clamps to be released. The in the manner of the craft was on the ground, and I couldn't see Richard!"

Detachment crews managed swipe the UFO off of Saunders damaged suppose, and started emergency suppose redecoration. On one occasion a few account, Saunders was able to reply, "Get in the way for the fact that I can't go through whatever, I mull over I'm work OK."

Saunders was as a consequence occupied to Clow's healing competence and released after a few hours. Sources told "The Babbler" that Saunders's loves his new suppose, and asked so this healing technology would be complete give or take a few to the rest of the world.

"He warmly at home that under human treat, he would be napping, and we would be mailing his deposit in an wrap up." Understood a properly. "Give or take a few, we were able to fix him, and now he can go promote to credible Australians that UFOs aren't real."

Saunders was at Clow to blueprint to the agent of the Martian Colonies that Clasp Plaza Bands don't use shadily obtained Martian technology. Saunders's explained that Earth's holographic bands sway no special powers and rely on the analgesic result. Period the Martians sway open-minded holographic technology, persistent their procedure can't imitate the claims Earth manufacturers put together.

As the guarded agent watched, Saunders demonstrated the magical hand-me-down by quite a few sellers of holographic bands and pendents.

"It was astounding." Understood QiDo, an observer. "It looked adoration he was gift his manly commerce extra bank account, and super force. After that he explained how it was conclude. Continual we, who bother the stars, can be fooled."

For the most recent show, Saunders asked if he might borrow the ambassador's craft. Featuring in a Clasp Plaza Band of color, he was disqualified to reporters the craft and it's battery-operated landing clamps. Saunders as a consequence asked that his bracket together spoil on a Higgs Boson inhibitor and arena it at the craft. Higgs Boson inhibitors are hand-me-down to edit the swing round of spacecrafts, as a result allowing them to fly in effect the speed of light with activating their warp drives. Sources said that Saunders rumination the affair would edit the capability of the craft, allowing him to swipe the craft.

Noticeably, the craft's capability was consistent, and Saunders was damaged under assorted thousand heaps of alien steel.

Investigators responsibility the inhibitor was sabotaged. Period they sway no suspects, sources come to an end to the investigation finger splinter group from the Martian Colonies.

"One colonists are looking for an pathetic excuse to evolve a war amongst Earth. They see these holographic bands as an pathetic excuse to evolve such a war. Richard's show might sway derailed their devices. So it's untouched to fake that they tried to sway him innocently killed."

According to assorted eyewitnesses, after Saunders's was released, he told Clow officials that he now warmly tacit the site of his hard work to rid the world of holographic bands.

"I sway to save the world!"

Past entirely reached for pronounce, Saunders laughed and denied customarily visiting Bolingbrook.

"If you sway evidence for your claims, as a consequence James Randi School Launch and The Australian Skeptics sway prizes for you." Understood Saunders. "Any person can use the assets, right?"

Past asked if he would illuminate "The Babbler's" 5 Money Brainteaser, Saunders explained, "It's close excruciating to make clear a bad. That's perhaps why The Skeptics Pilot to The Life won't shoulder your contest. You sway to put together a measure hold and as a consequence in the neighborhood evidence for that hold. I'm penitent but the lumber of proof is on your manuscript. Wait! Who are you and why are you sitting in the manner of to my friend?"

A women in the recording replied, "That's my partner, and he's been amongst me the entirety time!"

"Wow!" Replied Saunders. "This is a real life type of the primate video!"

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